6-12-09: LOLcat pictures

We all know this pest of an image:

What makes people think an image of a cat with a back leg deformation and a weird face think it's funny? I mean, has mercury or H1N1 gotten into the water stream again? What sick and twisted yet weird person would find the image of a dumb Russian cat be funny? I mean, look at this:

What. The. Hell. IS. THIS? Who lets their cat sniff the inside of a McDonalds bag? Did they leave food in there? If there's a burger in there, they'll know where cat diabetes originated. Also, this:

Well, we know why there's retards now. If there's people who shove their poor old cats into guitar cases, there's more where that came from. It annoys me how people have to take pictures of their cats and waste bandwith space on the internet for other weirdos humor. It's just as bad as 4th grader's Youtube videos- DAMN ANNOYING. Blast 'em off in a rocket aimed at the sun. We don't need them. Cats are pets, people, not things we humans of HIGHER intelligence need to take pictures of. That's right, LOLcat addicts, I'm looking at YOU.
And, also, this:

Great. Sackboy the Murder cake. Just great. Just when I thought the world finally went back to normal, THIS happens. Someone get me outta here!